One minute you’re just some punk kid running a writing-themed e-zine, the next you’re in need of a “personal website” because people want to, like, “link” to you. What is this, 2003?!

I’m August, and I’m under protest against whoever decided that an online brand was important and useful. Who inflicts that kind of torture upon their fellow human being? Yeesh. But, here I am, editing this page, my every word already cluing you in to the secrets of my mysterious and so-called BRAND…

In short, if you’re curious about my work, check out the links over there on the right. You’ll find a bit of this and that: personal essays, short fiction, excerpts from longer works, professional copy. Maybe even some of my weird artwork, if I get brave. You never know what you might find on my…personal website…

I display my talent for mimicking David Caruso.
I display my talent for mimicking David Caruso.